Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
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If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
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Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I would fuck him just for his dog
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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