I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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