Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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