she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
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she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
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Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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