Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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