Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
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we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
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Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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