she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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