Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
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Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
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I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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