Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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