just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Everything about him screamed your future.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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