She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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