Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Randomize
