Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
Randomize
