I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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