She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
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