She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I could make wine with my vomit
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
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Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
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I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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