think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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