it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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