Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
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Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
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This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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