But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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