Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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