what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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