I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Someone shit on the floor
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
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