He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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