This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
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They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
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I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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