the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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