I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
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She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
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Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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