Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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