its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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