how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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