there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
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I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
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Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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