Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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