bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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