i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
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Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
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I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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