1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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