I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
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Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
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YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
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I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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