is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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