Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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