brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Drunk is a universal language darling
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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