i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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