I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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