IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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