The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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