doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
He's on the porch naked. Help.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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