I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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