talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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