My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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