you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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