Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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