WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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