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(214): View more from Texas

your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.

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we're not divorced.

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(214): your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything. (1-214): we're not divorced. http://tfl.nu/1yaa

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(716): View more from New York

why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross

(860): View more from Connecticut

its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary

(716): View more from New York

i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal

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(716): why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross (860): its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary (716): i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal http://tfl.nu/td08

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(954): View more from Florida

i just sent this text using only my big toe

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(954): i just sent this text using only my big toe http://tfl.nu/upij

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(207): View more from Maine

hows the new call of duty?

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I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.

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(207): hows the new call of duty? (1-207): I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome. http://tfl.nu/zewm

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(817): View more from Texas

So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...

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(817): So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain... http://tfl.nu/gzma

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(336): View more from North Carolina

If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed

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(336): If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed http://tfl.nu/a070

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(812): View more from Indiana

At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.

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Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).

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(812): At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling. (1-812): Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h). http://tfl.nu/pr6e

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."

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(724): You kept referring to your penis as "this guy." http://tfl.nu/osjv

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.

(518): View more from New York

I am in love with you.

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(203): Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think. (518): I am in love with you. http://tfl.nu/yy5e

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours

(484): View more from Pennsylvania

andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you

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(717): well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours (484): andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you http://tfl.nu/ooyd

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...

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(603): oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar... http://tfl.nu/mqjx

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(607): View more from New York

I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.

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(607): I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend. http://tfl.nu/q6a0

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(406): View more from Montana

I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive

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(406): I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive http://tfl.nu/6hck

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(908): View more from New Jersey

You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.

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(908): You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out. http://tfl.nu/tk4x

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(410): View more from Maryland

Jk probs not coming. Tequila

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(410): Jk probs not coming. Tequila http://tfl.nu/0jgj

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