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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.

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• (916): View more from California

  OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads

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• (352): View more from Florida

  I just got invited to go home with a married couple...

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  What tipped you off? The sombrero?

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom

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• (347): View more from New York

  He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I'm off the liquor

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  You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.

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• (325): View more from Texas

  It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  How's Vegas?

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  Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.

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