his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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