South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
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For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
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Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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