just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
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We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
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I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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