Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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